Friday, September 18, 2020

“A Story of a Humorous Psychology Professor”

A professor at the university started taking his classes.

The instant he leaned over the blackboard to train, one of the college students whistled loudly like a cinema corridor. The professor became and checked out the class and asked, “Who gave the whistle? Who hit the city?”

No one answered. Everyone was silent.

The professor quietly put the chalk on the table and said, “I will not give a lecture today. But,
I will tell a story for the rest of the time.”

Everyone became interested and sat up quietly with interest. The professor began the story.

— — “Last night I tried very hard to sleep, but sleep seemed to be a few miles away from my eyes. I thought, when I can’t sleep, I fill my car with petrol at night, which will save me time for tomorrow morning’s crowd, and then I will be able to sleep peacefully.

After getting out of the car and filling the tank, I saw that the road was empty. The wind was cold too, the moon was half-moon behind the light clouds in the sky, so I thought I’d turn around a bit.

A little further on, on the side of the road, I suddenly saw a young girl with a gentleman standing helplessly in the dark. Beautiful figure, as beautiful as the beautiful clothes she has. The costume looked like a masterpiece made to match her look. Surely this flower-fairy is coming back from a party. I couldn’t take my eyes off it. I think I am surely fell in love at the start of sight.

Losing courtesy, I turned my car around, parked next to her, lowered the glass, and asked — — Can I help you? Tell me if I can help.

The young woman smiled shyly, her white teeth gleaming as if the evening had come down the street.”

She gently asked me, “can I take her to her house? Her car will not come because her driver says he is not starting, and she is not getting any taxi.”

My heartbeat increased, I got out of the car and opened the front door and she sat happily in the front of the seat with me.

I introduced myself to her and told her that I was a professor at a nearby university.

When she introduced herself we started talking and we were surprised to see that she is very intelligent and discusses any topic, she has a lot of knowledge in all of them which many young people nowadays don’t have.

When I reached her address far away, she praised my humble nature and good manners, saying that we were both free-spirited people, that we might meet again, and that she did not wrap herself like a shy leaf, saying that there was a young man like me in her imagination. Without covering, she asked, “are you married?”

I realized that she also fell in love with me at first sight.

I said, “I drove the car first because of your beauty, I dreamed of a princess like this, who would look exactly like you and I thought I would marry her. Then listening to the depth of your knowledge, intellect, and words, I say openly, already I have fallen in love with you.”

The girl said, “let’s come to our apartment, have a cup of tea or coffee and talk a little more.”

When love was revealed on both sides and hesitation why I went to her house.

After telling a few more stories, she said goodbye and said, “Listen, my brother will be your student, and he is not at home now. You’ve to pay close attention to him, watch him study properly. From now on, since we will be in a long relationship, it has become your responsibility.”

I said, “what’s the name of your brother ?”

My new lover said, “you and I have fallen in love with each other in a short time because of our keen intellect. You can find him with your intellect, so I didn’t say the name. My brother has a trait with which to recognize him. Can you?”

I said, — “Well, what’s that feature?”

The lover said, — “He often whistles loudly!”

All eyes in the whole class immediately turned their heads to the boy who whistled.

The professor slowly picked up the chalk again and said solemnly: “I didn’t buy my Ph.D. degree in psychology, I got it.”